Less salt will be used to grit our roads since our salt levels are being depleted. 25% less. This is what the ice has done to some people in the country.
Mr Fiesta Tastic!!!!
Posted the link for my blog on a website recently. Interestingly, this is how he sold it:
Sorry if this tortures you but here we have an critical analysis of the above lol:
Sorry if this tortures you!? SORRY- If-This-TORTURES-YOU?!?!
And to add injury to this outright insult....
He posted it on a forum where the majority of visitors are from The Arab peninsula. Suddenly I've got visitors from The Axis Of Evil!!!!! OOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOOOooooo!
Now, if I say any of the words: BOMB, EXPLOSION, Infidel, Islam, Jihad, Suicide... Then I'm gonna be flagged by the authorities. (Google)
And you KNOW how much I love to use all of those words...
I'm joking, you fun loving Arabs, I don't think you're of the axis of Evil, I absolutely love you all. From the bottom of my heart, right up to the top. But Egypt, Stop those blockades on Palestine.
Go have some more fun now. I dunno, go play with a thermometer.