PORN!

That was a misleadingly exciting title.

It's 6.15 in the morning and I'm still awake. This is lame.

Yawn.

...Which is pretty much the tone of this post so you may as well stop reading if you have anything better to do than read the literary equivalent of watching paint dry...

Today was a strange day, I spent it looking at avenues of education/ employment I'd like to pursue. It came with the realisation that the job I've been hanging on to getting probably isn't actually going to come through. Was watching some guy be interviewed by a news reporter on Al Jazeera and he was a business analyst. Asked why Britain was the only... Place(?) from within the G20 who was still in recession, he replied that this government has been spending far too much on it's public sector. The sector I was looking to get a job in. A low level job. One that's more likely to be cut should the tories get into power and make cut's on labour's overzealous spending on councils.

Ah well. I looked at courses at places like Birmingham University for their foundation years. I ended up taking quite a liking to a course offered by Birkbeck college. Close, convenient, part time so I can keep working. SHOULD I get a job. I know the word keep is a little premature. Very.

Anyway, I'm just typing out a stream of conciousness to keep myself from falling asleep on this increasingly comfortable sofa. The tellies on, the lights are switched on and I'm sure I'd be able to slip into a sound sleep without much of a problem. I don't really want to get up and go to my room either...

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!

As I type, I'm searching the net for drivers for my old laptop, trying to get it up and running again. Ah that devout, loyal beast of a machine, I'll love it forever. The great times I've had on/with/around that thing..

In all honesty, I'm posting this because that last post was done incorrectly and the embedded video was covering my picture of myself. Which irritated me.

I'm three chapters into my maths book now, just... 5 more left. Sheesh. It's getting difficult; the further I get into it, the harder I'm finding it to teach myself how to do some of the stuff. That said, this chapter's pretty self explanatory. And short. So wohoo!

What else..?

There was snow. Which was a bit of a bitch because It meant I had to concentrate on EACH and EVERY single step I had to take... Which meant I couldn't enjoy my music as much...

I'm pretty much running out of things to say... I was considering having someone else post stuff on this blog. I can have multiple people post stuff on this.

Reckon you'd like to? I'm not always the most entertaining read, I can imagine... I'm sure you lot would be good at telling everyone... what clothes you've bought recently, what you've done with your hair... All the fun groups you've joined on facebook and just how much you really, really like Hollyoaks...

Italicising that text was the closest I could come to making it sound sarcastic.. Just in case someone, somehow managed to side-step the sheer volume of sarcasm in there...

LOTS of sarcasm.

Just a quick shout out to a mathematical genius, nay, a genius of most topics in many disciplines and well, just about everything. Who came up with the formula:

BARRIES=BARRIES

Though upon delving further, learning even an iota of it, it becomes blatantly apparent that this formula transcends mere maths and invites itself on all aspects of humanity. From philosophy to history to sciences to culture and yes, even to children's television...

Work out what it means. Homework young children. urbandictionary that stuff if you need to. Then wiki it to work out what that fancy word means if you need to... I know a certain someone who needed to do that. which was funny. Remember as you may find that is necessary in Algebraic functions in maths, it is often required to factorise a formula, so before doing the search in urban dictionary, consider how much of the phrase you need to put into the search box.

First one to come back with the answer to the equation, just stating what it means or just saying what barries equates to, gets to... win some of the topic at hand.