Monday 7 December 2009

At which point did this conversation hit the presipice of it's decline?

Tajmin, a mate of mine had a status on Facebook. I'd appreciate if you read the comments and tell me where things started to go wrong. Also, this could fit into the Blacktionary...


Tajmin Lulu Choudhury yay...or nay....



Usman Mirza
gay
Yesterday at 23:25 · Delete



Tajmin Lulu Choudhury
HEY
Yesterday at 23:27



Usman Mirza
Say!
Yesterday at 23:30 · Delete



Tajmin Lulu Choudhury
sway
Yesterday at 23:32



Usman Mirza
Fray
Yesterday at 23:34 · Delete



Tajmin Lulu Choudhury
BOB!
Yesterday at 23:37



Shapla Begum Kamali
snap crackle n POPP
Yesterday at 23:43



Farah Noreen Hussain
dis is ova da TOP!
about an hour ago



Usman Mirza
Please make the emails STOP!
about an hour ago · Delete



Farah Noreen Hussain
mke me u big bad COP!
about an hour ago



Usman Mirza
that one was a FLOP!
about an hour ago · Delete



Farah Noreen Hussain
loooolzzzz i no cudnt fink of any other bastard word! mr.mirza! u jus spoilt it4 me i was havin fun
about an hour ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
i can
about an hour ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

ur heads like a mop?
about an hour ago



Usman Mirza
ah, never mind... While you're online and no longer filling my inbox with someone commented on someone's status emails, why don't you go to
www.looserballs.blogspot.com and check out the funnest site in the world??
about an hour ago · Delete



Usman Mirza
not really, my hairs begun to DROP. =(
about an hour ago · Delete



Farah Noreen Hussain
y dnt u go 2 : stop-making-dry-jokes.com ? n navigate urself away 4m dis page
about an hour ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
hmmmm wats in it for u but while urback here reading this.. y dnt u take the time out 2 vist www.ineeedalife.com
about an hour ago



Usman Mirza
OI! You lame girls, just cause you can't rhyme like me. And it's a GOOD site. Lesbos.
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Farah Noreen Hussain
wer nt all gay in dis world usman unlyk sum....
58 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
rhyme like you?/ yh genius mate..would u like a medal.
58 minutes ago



Usman Mirza
You mean... You mean some unlucky guy is... with you... Oh no! =O
57 minutes ago · Delete



Farah Noreen Hussain
just becoz no guy is attracted 2 u dnt hate on us :)
56 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
dnt worry the unlucky guy.. still hasnt met u!!
56 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain
n wen he does im sure he wnt stick around4 long
54 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
yh not with that amateur level of rhyming
53 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
by the way wat do u reckon ehymes with : "ur so gona get picked on now because im bloody frustrated with this bastard essay"
52 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain
or dat receding hair
52 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
ooo wats the matter mr mir-za cat caught ur tounge eh? and we were getting soo used 2 ur rhyming talents
50 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain
yeh i was actually starting2 find d "jokes" kwite funny.......
49 minutes ago



Usman Mirza

Good he hasn't met me! If I met a guy unlucky enough to be with you I'd put him out of his misery!

Yes Shapla, I want a medal, no a trophy thats shaped like you. Underneath it can it have the words: "Look on the bright side" With an arrow pointing up at you?

ur gonna get picked on because I'm frustrated with this bastard essay rhymes with...... See More

Your head used to get kicked on because people hated that your hair was so messy?

But you'd have to say Messy kinda like a chav... Should be no problem for you right? :P

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Shapla Begum Kamali

nahh i wudnt go that farr.. his a clown : but the sort u dont laugh with
48 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain
how long did it take 2 fink of such an intelligent comeback mirzaaaaa??
47 minutes ago



Usman Mirza
I do hate it when ppl don't get my jokes. So read them over a few times, work out what they mean... then you know... read them again, ask someone to tell you what they ACTUALLY mean. Then try insulting me?
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Shapla Begum Kamali

my hair was messy like a chav. some1 sure noticed it right.. how about the trophy says ..i was the lsc reject..lol ouchhh
46 minutes ago



Usman Mirza
I was watching cartoons on the internet. Sorry I can't devote all my time to you =(
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Farah Noreen Hussain

n y wud i go fru all dat hassle 4 u ur nt dat speshal luv
45 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

we are not insulting u mr mirza.. ur jokes are bizzare but not impossible!
44 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

ur jokes r koooooooooool mirzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
44 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

yh in the middle of watchin ur cartoons u had time 2 write that piece of waffle.. i wud ask u 2 do my essay if u wern't.. well if u wernt u!!
43 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain
or i wud use u as a participant for my report. its based on individuals wiv mental disability
42 minutes ago



Usman Mirza
My jokes are KOOOL! aww and I get it spelt with a K.
You know you mixed two separate sentences there? At no point did I say your hair was like a Chav's...

Sorry this message isn't being delivered to you instantly, I'm deciding which of your one liners to make fun of first.

Let's begin with Shapla. Ew. Let's not.
Let's begin with Farah.

...

okay, I'm not gonna regard you as women because in general I find the word woman to be synonymous with sexually attractive. Or appealing to at least look at. I will regard you both as...

Livestock.

Furry and serves some sort of function in the world.

Which is one up from what I used to regard you as before. Just white noise. But you managed to weasel your way into my email inbox...

Now really, get back to your degrees so that you become marriage material.
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Shapla Begum Kamali

ooooooooohhhhh lool i like it. its getting better now
32 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

LOOOOOLZ mirza u really r a sadcase. ders no wonder ur alone in dis big bad worlldddd eh! nice2 know we mean so much2 u dat u actually had2 type an essay :) awww thanks!
31 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

woman is synonymous with sexual attrractiveness ..its a pity ur never gona feel that then!! u know what as livestock id say wer pretty damn important .. u clearly took time out of cartoon viewing period to entertain us with ur rubbish insults..its great that u make me laugh cos if u didnt.. i would actually want 2 get back 2 my essay..
27 minutes ago



Usman Mirza

What makes you think I'm alone? Are you deflecting your own predicament onto me?
And I'm glad I made you feel special. Writing a few short lines is no big deal for me, I can imagine how forming a sentence might cause you to break into a sweat, you do after all, spell cool with a k and end lol with a z.

Shapla, laughter is the best healer and I mean, nothing else has fixed that face so far... So.. I thought I'd just offer my assistance. Are you feeling better looking yet?
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Farah Noreen Hussain

well wiv a face lyk urs its a surprise u have "frends". but mind u retards do gain alot of sympathy votes. n as 4 my spelling - its KOOOLLL DONT YA THINK LOOLLLZZZZZ
20 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

when a guy has 2 comment on a womas looks.. a guy that finds the very word "woman" to be synonymous with sexual attraction.. u kind of realise HOW SADD HE REALLY IS. darling its ok.. keep ur knickers on .. y do u have 2 cross that line ..its only a bit of useless banter. but then again u must be very very insecure And for ur information yh. i did... See More not spell coook with a "k" and even if i did ..so what why dont u go around telling 99 % of facebook users how 2 spell it. since ur better then all of us y dnt u get lost in ur own world. i've met many smart ppl dnt think ur brains are 2 good for the likes of us.
19 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

farah i was amused by him at first but now im thinking.. this guys a bitch ? lol he really is!! i mean the guy that had 2 come 2 LSC 2 find friends and a social life.. is sniggering at our intelligence? who does he think he is.. spelling "cool" with a "k" in no way indicates that we are stupid .. so if u think ur going 2 tell us otherwise y dnt... See More u take loser REJECT arse and try n find some reall hobbies.. clearly we are investing way too much time on u here.. but hey im procrastinating.. its allowed
14 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

wel wot can i say shapla. i hav met intelligent ppl in my lyf n i'd lyk2 say usman u deffinetly do not fit in2 dat category. ur jokes, or woteva it is der supposed2 b, r empty. dey hav no real meaning behind dem. n o 1 mre fing: intelligent ppl actually know how2 socialise - u im afraid need a gud few lessons. so b4 u try 2 suggest dat my facebook ... See Morespelling is incorrect how bout u start by looking at ur egocentric self and figure out dsa mistakes of ur lyf becoz 1 word of advice: if u carry on lyk dis u sure are not going2 suceed in lyf. u loser get back2 ur cartoons n wilst ur doing dat fink bwt geting a lyf
11 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

n ooh trus me ders a whole lot of fings i can start on u about but if i do da whole of facebook will know wat a real loser u really are n we dnt want dat happening do we??? n u neva replied bak2 me about taking part in my report? i desperately need a volunteer
9 minutes ago



Usman Mirza

Shapla, I was just giving as good as I got (perhaps a little better, i admit), it was you who took things off by calling me the lsc reject? and the spelling with a k was addressed to farah. Yes, I'm sad. hmmmm... And sorry, you can comment on my looks and I can't comment on yours? Seriously, your having a laugh!
I don't think I'm too clever for you but the 99% of facebook users statistic was a little off since 99% of facebook doesn't necessarily you know.. speak ENGLISH! And the statistic was kinda clutching at straws...

But err, your last few comments, they've um, really put things into perspective for me. I often find menstruating wome-livestock to be the epitome of good judgement and social well-being. I'll go look in the mirror and realise what gems of livestock I've just upset and go about fixing my ways...

If this got a little out of hand for you, firstly, I'll apologise. Sorry. Secondly, perhaps you would like to visit www.looserballs.blogspot.com where you can find soothing colours and other stuff that might help you?

I'm just gonna allow you to make 4 more comments so that Facebook stops emailing me with your witty .. things. And then you two can cuddle each other to sleep feeling happy in the knowledge that you got to say the last thing on this comments section...
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Shapla Begum Kamali

farah people like him Will not takje part in ur study.
A) because mentally retarted patients generallly do not realise they have a problem
B) because apparently his soo smart that he has never used substitute letters in an informal casual fb converstation format
C) Because taking part in ur study would require social interaction..which im afraid is impossible for this sociopath.. u got to remeber he is very vulnerable i mena he gets his kicks out of criticising th way women look.. as if HEEE out of all people KNOWS WHAT GOOOD LOOKING IS lol!! now that is funny
4 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

u reaaaaaaallllllyyyyyyy reaaalllly n i mean REAAAALLLY need a lyf. i knew u wer sad in LSC but wow dese ridiculous comments have certainly proved it. shapla if u find tyme reply back2 him becoz afta dis i realised i'd rather get back2 my essay- dat was mre amusing! nyt nyt mirzaaaaa n dnt over work dat brain 222 much - wiv all dat useless information in der it myt just explode



Usman Mirza

Ah you throw me away and then ya just REEL me back in. Someone just suggested to me that I post this up on my website. Like this whole conversation. I've recently taken to analysing idiots on Facebook, so would you mind if I put this up on:

www.looserballs.blogspot.com


It won't have started with you, you can visit the site and see that I take the piss out of a lot of people like you. Honest.

Ah what the hell, I'll take it all anyway.
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Shapla Begum Kamali

thats actually VERY sexist.. when a woman contests ur edioticness.. BLAME IT ON THE POSSBILITY THAT SHES MENSTRUATING. u are really are pathetic and u know what i would NEVERR comment on ur looks if u Hadnt taken it there.. im not that shallow mate. no matter how stupid u think i am .. and also .. a tip is that u stay away from women.. ur way of speakin 2 women is disgraceful ur better off with bimbos
25 minutes ago



Usman Mirza

Bimbos are women too, they're just better at giving head than talking...

Your SO sexist....

The word is idiocy not idioticness... I'm sorry, there's ONE thing, abbreviating words or talking slang, then there's making words up.... See More
UFF!
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Shapla Begum Kamali

u take ur UNinteresting, pointlesss life 2 looserblog.. i havnt heard of it! theres a reson.. people like u get kicks out of making vile comments about looks/intelligence etc.. GET OVER URSELF.. and go 2 ur shitty website there must be a whole community of REJECTS N OUTCASTS.. while ur there learn how socialise with people
21 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

deres a reason y sum1 lyk u wud know about da existence of dat websyt. n ooh bak 2 my previosu comment about being a low lyf 4m LSC u actually wernt 4m LSC wer u???? u just happened2 get a kick out of being in a college EVERYDAY dat u actually did not belong2. wow now DATS sad
19 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

n as 4 talking slang - its wat ppl do wen dey SOCIALISE on facebook. but i guess dat concept is just too alienated 4 u
18 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

all this because i called u an LSC reject.. i dntthink u'll ever get over that will u????? must have really hit a nerve. BUTTT IM HAPPY BECOS TAJMIN WILL READ THIS N LAUGH.. the jokes on u mate IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.. u just never knew it because u were too busy analysing peoples spelling n grammer.. that sthe problem with being "too smart" eventually ..ur just a freak.
18 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain
n feel free2 paste dese comments onto ur hideous websyt. da only person ppl will make fun of is u - ur da reject. shapla we can have a ryt laff at his rejection - u no wot im talking about ;)
15 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

HEY do u still go 2 LSC? u know .. not cos u ACTUALLY STUDY there or anything .BUT COS ur soooo smart n entertaing.. and u seeem 2 know what type of girls give head.. as if u'd ever in ur life come even close 2 experiencing that lol!! jus go and comment on ambreens status now.. im sure shes put something new.. u like status jumping dont u.. keeps ur self busy
15 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali
farah im out i think mirza has migrated 2 his website .. he'l probably feel very low in confidence after this but someone asks for it... i dnt give a shit...his ego is soo big he doesnt know the truth behind what people think of him.. he needs 2 be told a few home truths. anyways im out farah . goodnight i'll catch up with you 2moro
12 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain
even a bimbo wud not degrade herself any lower by giving u head. get a grip n stop dreaming u excited freak.
11 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

lol. and HE was commenting on the way we look.. livestock wouldnt touch u with a bargepole.
10 minutes ago



Usman Mirza

YOU morons! It's MY website, I simply asked if you wanted to see it! You took a simple, polite invitation to see my website and turned it into this whole bitch argument!

Ahhh! You girls, if you're not leaking blood clots at this time of month, its fucking snake venom!

Yes, I hung out at LSC where all my friends were at the time, I went college two days a week which was 3 roads away. And if you want to comment on my social life and my academic background do so to your hearts content, but really, it means nothing to me. Ultimately, I'm happier than the two of you and I'd bet a fair amount of money I'm a little bit smarter.

And the reason I'm not backing down on this is because you think I've crossed a line in insulting your looks where as you feel justified in making the same insults at me and feel you can get away with it based on... What? That you are girls? If that's not the case then why would you say "Ahhh he;s so sad for cussing a GIRLS looks"

Regardless of if you're a girl or a boy, any HUMAN with a misshapen FACE like that should probably jump under a train! Honestly, I'm NOT kidding you. We might bump into each other and pretend this was a joke, but HAND on HEART I think you look like someone mistook you for an ingredient in a smoothie, put you in a blender and poured you out into a shalwaar kameez suit or something. Honestly!

And I might not be increadibly good looking. And I might not be very successful but I'm content with what I am and I don't need to have your acceptance for shit all.
When you say I have no friends, it makes me laugh at the fact that I meet my friends regularly. When you pretend I can't get girls, I look back on my last bit of sex that I did. When I say you're ugly.... Well then...

So when you insult me. It's like a mosquito trying to suck blood out of my iPod. You mean less to me than... Panasonic.

I seriously hope you girls like... stop for the sake of not being saddened any more. And do your essays, be good, stay in education, learn from my mistakes and all that.
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Farah Noreen Hussain
n i no mirza will hav sumfing "intellectual" (as he put it) 2 say after our comments but seriously usman u cease2 amaze me- can any1 actually eva b dat sad?? wow. n yes shapla i agree sum ppl need2 b dropped down2 da ground again n realise wot people actually fink of dem n nt have der head so high in da sky. nyt shapla x



Shapla Begum Kamali

dnt have time 2 read all that.. but the lenghth of it suggests to me.. BUT BECAUSE U THINK UR SOO SMART..it must be right? gd luck.. i thought u were meant to go but u like staying here dnt u.. no matter how hard u try convincing us that u have a life ..the sheer length of ur comment just proves that ..welll u really need 2 get out more.gd night loser
6 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

LOLZ cum again? u actually had girls? hw much did u pay dem 4 sleeping wiv u? u talk bowt our face being bad - u really need2 take a closer luk at urs and realise wat BAD really means. LOLZ n u no wot i find da most amusing??? da fact dat u are sooo wound up about all dis. we call u frendless - u wryt a whole essay bak. we say u cnt get girls - u ... See Morewryt yet another essay bak. we call u sad - u wryt yet another ESSAY. looolz u really r affected by all dis arent u? u no wot dey say - truth hurts. look bak at da comments n c hu actually started 2 get serious - it was u. ur lack of self confidence means u hav 2 bite lyk a bitch in order2 mke urself feel betta wen really every1 in this conversation knows who da shallow, narrow minded person is. awww its so sad2 know that someone lacks dat much self confidence. dnt wry keep trying u myt just b able2 feel gud about urself wivout putting others dwn
5 minutes ago



Tajmin Lulu Choudhury
oOOOOOKAAAAAYYYY DEN!
Lets start agen...
3 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

or u can just get sum psychopathological help. try googling sumfing - ur gud at browsing da net 4 sad sites
3 minutes ago
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Usman Mirza

Farah, if you say I have to pay girls to be with them, I swear that reflects badly on some of your friends...
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Farah Noreen Hussain

ahem-ahem da girls dat u SUPPOSEDLY have slept with r nufing2 do wiv me. cumon any1 dat associates demselves wit U r deffiently nt involved wiv me. so feel 3 2 degrade hu u wnt becoz we all no da truth about ur "sex lyf"
16 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

Y? which 1 of our friends did u have.. they wudnt go NEARRR U! LOL DONT TRY THAT ONE MATE.. AND FARA HE DNT EXATCLY HAVE MONEY..na he aint great company..maybe some1 jus got bored?
16 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

even boredom wud nt mke u shag DAT.
14 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

or non-existent sex life. i struggle to understand how some1 so repulsive.. and not 2 mention freaky ( talks about girls leaking bblood clots) GRAPHIC OR WHAT.. MUST HAVE SOME WIERD UNDERSTANDNING OF A WOMANS BODY...will have sexual relations with a frog 4get women
13 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

this guy is soo annoying i can imagine him getting beaten up all the time.. i mean u cant possible think ur that smart and sexually active? theres arrogant and theres damn right delusional!!
11 minutes ago



Tajmin Lulu Choudhury

cn u 3 shut ur faces now plz
10 minutes ago



Farah Noreen Hussain

after dat ridiculous creature hu goes by da name of usman mirza learns2 keep his "intellectual" jokes 2 himself becoz no1 is genuinely interested.
9 minutes ago



Shapla Begum Kamali

no! its thoroughly satisfying 2 put certsain people in their place. he is saying that reflects badly on farahs friends if she says he pays his women. he better explain himself cos as far as i know none of the fatys would be seen dead with him. he needs 2 be crastrated. PATHETIC ESCUSE OF A MALE
8 minutes ago



Usman Mirza

LOL! Shapla, your picture isn't even of YOU. That's how fugly you are.
Farah, your picture shows just how fugly you are. No weird camera angle is gonna work magic for your nose and using flash to make your skin look a nicer shade will simply throw a shadow on that ENORMOUS nose.

ENORMOUS! Like... PARROT! Your nose...

I haven't got enough words to properly describe the sheer SIZE of that thing. It's a wonder you neck hasn't snapped under the strain.

Shapla, I don't know which one you are, so I can't insult your looks. I'm sure you're not good looking though.

I fail to understand how you think you can insult me in any way. Your buddies have mucked about with me, it was all fun, I don't kiss and tell.

You haven't put me in my place, really, no.
And escuse?! Are you spelling like a retarded 4 year old on purpose?
I swear to god, I had this theory where Shit faced ugly people were compensated by god by having a modicum of intellect.

But it would seem God put you on earth so you could appear on a day time TV show as an inspiration to average people.

"Hey, at least you're not HER..."

It's long, I found it witty, and yeah... it's over now. =(

Was I out of hand, were they worse than me? I need an honest opinion. One that is unbiased. Hmm..

9 comments:

  1. Usman, will you translate the bits in red please? I don't have a blacktionary.

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  2. Mr. Fiesta-tastic8 December 2009 at 21:34

    BRUUUVV... you got butchered man. I feel sorry for you man. Those gashes needs some slaps!!!

    However, my thoughts and prayers are with your inbox. Poor Hotmail!

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  3. I didn't get butchered! I think I dissed them more! I won dammit! I WON!!!!! :O :'(

    No but really. They just seemed foolish to me.

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  4. Also, don't slap girls. It's bad.
    Also don't call them gashes, it's sexist.
    Along with many things I said to them in the post above.

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  5. Ouch. That hurt just reading it.
    Seriously, u should have just let them bitch away; it would make them feel dumb if u hadn’t of continued responding.
    Harsh though. The lot of you.
    Bitches.
    C.L

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  6. Farah Noreen Hussain
    y dnt u go 2 : stop-making-dry-jokes.com ? n navigate urself away 4m dis page
    about an hour ago

    There. Thats where it starts. Initiated by the woman.

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  7. Mr. Fiesta-tastic10 December 2009 at 23:45

    That's four people! Next post please.

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  8. Best Comeback Ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-flQmtL_IQ

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  9. I remember watching that on the telly with my dad a few weeks ago! SOOOO Funny Flower kid!!!
    The whole film is hilarious!

    Peace, love. All that!

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