Firefox, Starwars porn and haitian scam artists.

It has come to my attention that an overwhelmingly large proportion of you use internet explorer and a tiny number of you use chrome. I'm not here to tell you to use chrome, I'm not using it myself. See I have a brain.

Use Mozilla Firefox!!!

Not that it's amazingly revolutionary, fast, customizable, intuitive, groundbreaking, fun, erotic, SENSUAL or anything. I'm just saying... Deleting your surfing history is a piece of cake ;)

And speaking of search history, I got a visitor to my blog today, who did a google search for something and came across my blog. What a magical google search he did. Or she. I dunno.

Probably a he though...

The person had typed into that INNOCENT little box on the google screen....

Porn using Plusnet.

Seriously.
I imagine a dude considering his options since his broadband contract is up for renewal. He's probably a disgruntled Virgin customer. And rather than you know... checking stuff like plusnet's speeds, customer services, download policies, data capping, etc etc. No. This guy goes straight to the important stuff...

See why it was probably a guy?
Because women don't deal with buying internet...

Come on, that made you at least scoff. It made ME laugh!!

Gah! What else has been happening? I don't know about you, but I'm starting to get junk mail from people claiming to be in Haiti now:

Dear sir, I have a million five hundred pounds but I am stuck under a tree in Haiti. Please let me wire it to your account. Give me your bank details. Thank you good sir!

HANG on a second! I can tell right there, even through the TEXT that that's a Nigerian Accent, you LIAR!

Come ON! I'm on FIRE!

Sorry if my jokes have offended any women or Nigerians. Sorry in particular if you are a Nigerian woman.
I've just been tagged as "Most likely to be Gay" in a picture on Facebook...
Sweet... Cherry on top of my day, right there.

I've been playing a star wars game recently. Jedi Knight 2, Jedi Outcast. I bought it... sheesh, like 8-9 years ago? A LOOONG time ago. And the online community is STILL going strong. What a crazy bunch of crazies. But seriously, a really addictive game. In fact...

I'm off to play it now. Comment please :)