Suppose Megan Fox, typed her own name into Facebook, that would be quite ordinary. And she'd be inundated with tonnes of website about her. BUT! Here's MY plan...
Let's say she takes it a step further and decides to type in:
Megan Fox types her name into Google....
Why then, what do you KNOW?! Looserballs?! Top of the results list?! Who would-a guessed? Let the budding romance begin.
No Megan, really, listen... I'm not in this just to get into your pants... Seriously, let's just be friends. Casual friends and see how this goes.
Just while I'm on the topic of Megan Fox (sorry Megan, I'd refer to you as... "You" But there ARE those pesky OTHER readers... Yeah, I know! LOL! {Private joke people...} I'll keep this short...) Here's a VIDEO of her; don't let my words decide how you feel, just, you know, use them as an example, a template even(?) of how you might vocalize your reaction to seeing Megan Fox in a bathtub.
Phwoar. Humm-a-na Humm-a-na Humm-a-na! Aaaarwooooooga! Aaaaarrwwoooooogaa! *Pant* *Pant* *slurp*
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wow.......
:O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
*Sigh*
*GASP*
[....Rewatch the video....]
Phwoar. Humm-a-na Humm-a-na Humm-a-na! Aaaarwooooooga! Aaaaarrwwoooooogaa! *Pant* *Pant* *slurp*
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wow.......
:O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
*Sigh*
*GASP*
[....Rewatch the video....]
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I was listening to LBC one evening and it happened to be the slot where the computer geek came in and he was answering a question about static IPs. The point is that he said that most internet packages don't come with static IPs and therefore change.
ReplyDeleteWell, that explains why my IP keeps changing. No, I do not live in Gravesend.
No, that's not correct, your ip should stay the same, like everyone elses who visits my blog, I'll explain static ip's to you another time.
ReplyDeleteoh shit! i thought that was me in the tub for a second!!
ReplyDeleteNIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!! You look like Megan Fox. Sweet!
ReplyDeleteBut it's not. You shower. You don't bathe. Also, Megan Fox is quite tall, you are short. I mean... petite. Which is cool. Also, you are an Asian.
How did you figure out that an Anonymous person is short, and asian and that they shower?
ReplyDeleteElementary, my dear Babor.
ReplyDeleteIn the past I have alluded to knowing certain details about people who visit this site. Such details as the ISP, the browser and the city in which the person resides.
As such, our anonymous friend here, is a subscriber to Opal Telecom, uses windows vista and is one of the many who surfs on Internet Explorer (for what reason, other than utter ignorance, I am not sure). After much scrutiny over my records, I have had a vague estimation as to who this girl is...
Coupled with the foul language, the grammar and the time of her comment, I have gauged that she is none other than... An anonymous Asian girl. Who all prefer to shower and are generally short.
And yes, I'm still excited about Sherlock Holmes.
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